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  • smahendran
    02-14 01:29 PM
    Thank you so much for all of your help
    Indeed.com looks good since it consolidates the jobs that you are interested from other portals like Dice, Monster etc....




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  • amitnaik
    08-22 05:45 PM
    I will appreciate input/s regarding folloiwng:

    Here are the details:

    Working with an employer since 2001, EB 3 PD Dec 2003, EAD in 2007, Still on H1b until Nov 10. Though have two masters (both rec'd prior to 2003) i had filed under EB 3 (no one to balim it was just me...was not proactive enough/not enough guidence from the lawyer)

    With the same employer, i have rec'd EB 2 approval, want to file I 140 and port EB 3 PD.

    Need help/input with folloiwng from the gurus:

    1) in EB 3 application the title is "Construction Engineer" with 4 lines of scope of work clarification with bachelors degree in civil engg. and no experience requirement. In EB 2 application, we have used same title "Construction Engineer" with 4 lines of scope of work, we had left 2 lines common (as earlier in EB3 application) and 2 new lines (related to environmental engg. since i have two env. engg. masters with BE in civil engg.)......this ad asked for MS in env. engg. or similar degree with no experience requirement.

    Question: EB 2 Labor is approved, i am not sure what they check with i 140 application but does above sound reasonable (not that anything can be changed...but asking for an opinion here).

    2) With premium processing, how long it takes to get I140 approved?

    3) Do we just file for I 140 for EB 2 first, get it approved and then file letter/application ( i don't know the procedure/protocol) asking to port PD OR do we need file some sort of paper work with I140 to port PD.

    4) How long it takes to get case approved (I485) after i140 is approved?

    Again, appreciated your help and Thank you in advance.




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  • Bobby Digital
    November 17th, 2005, 10:56 AM
    I have to agree that the back ground is a bit distracting, but the petal is a very cool shot. If this were my shot I would try a few things in Photoshop to change it up. Like maybe make the background black and try black and white? Something like that may add something to it. Just a thought. Don't give up on it there's something there it just has to be found-:)!!




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  • a_tyagi26
    01-14 11:39 AM
    I think it will not be under new quota. She can use same number.

    This is just my understanding, do consult attorney for accurate information.



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  • kumar1
    07-09 10:39 AM
    Hi,
    I am sending my kid ( US born) with my in-laws to india. Any idea what kind of documents they need to carry ( other than passport, PIO, Birth Certificate)
    any body has any expereince?

    Do not forget to give grand parents a letter, duly signed by you and your wife that they are taking a minor US citizen, out of the country with parent's consent. I do not have any particular format to give you. Get it notarized, also mention the dates for which he will be outside the country. I had a tough time with Air France few years ago, I was taking my own baby and my wife was not travelling with me. Air France denied me bording because I did not have a wrttien permission from my wife !! It also differs from airline to airline.




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  • TomPlate
    07-10 09:21 AM
    Big thanks to the entire group. We should not be happy unless we get our goals done.

    1. They should take the applications for July 2007.
    2. They should make PD July 2007 for the coming VB atleast. Because it was current in July 2007.
    3. They should increase the VISA numbers so that the back log is no more.
    4. They should not seperate husband and wife because of this idiotic immigration system. One having a green card and other partner not able to be with them. Because we INDIAN strongly believe in marriage and not like AMERICAN marrying more than 1 wife or husband.

    LOU DOBBS down down and 10 wife CNN down down.



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  • Blog Feeds
    12-21 07:20 PM
    Perhaps to discuss Plan B?

    More... (http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2010/12/obama-meeting-with-congressional-hispanic-caucus-members.html)




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  • Blog Feeds
    11-08 03:30 PM
    Delaware Immigration Lawyer Blog Has Just Posted the Following:


    Foreign physicians who received medical training in J-1 program must either return to their country or obtain a waiver before they can apply for an immigration visa, or change to almost any other nonimmigrant status. A J-1 waiver can be granted when the physician commits to practice medicine in an underserved area of the United States for at least three years. An area that is designated as Health Professional Shortage Area, Medically Underserved Area/Population or a VA facility normally qualify such requirement.

    J-1 waiver applicants first submit their application (DS-3035) to DOS (Department of State) processing center. Subsequently, the applicants and the sponsoring employer must submit all information to IGA (Interested Government Agency) which will review the application and then forward the recommendation to DOS Waiver Review Division (WRD). After WRD issued its own recommendation, the case will be forwarded to USCIS for final decision.

    J-1 waiver once granted, the physician will work in H-1b status. Therefore, J-1 waiver applicants must also qualify for H-1b requirements. As soon as WRD issued its recommendation, H-1b application can be submitted so that it can be adjudicated with the J-1 waiver application.

    IGA can be a state department of health or any other federal agency, including Department of Veterans Affairs, the Appalachian Regional Commission, Delta Regional Authority and US Department of Health and Human Services.

    Please also see State of Delaware website for more information: http://dhss.delaware.gov/dhss/dph/hsm/j1visahome.htmlhttps://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1142140030762969806-7761603453596008712?l=deimmigration.blogspot.com


    More... (http://deimmigration.blogspot.com/2009/11/j-1-waivers-for-foreign-physician.html)



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  • jcrajput
    10-24 03:01 PM
    My EB2- I140 (INDIA) approved on March 09, 2007. We also have received our EAD last year after filing I-485 in July 2007.
    I was checking online status and for my I-140, last updated date shows January 06, 2008. (My EB2 PD is OCT 2006). Can any one explain why the I-140 showing update date of 01/06/2008. The online status says following text :

    Application Type: I140, IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER
    Current Status: Case approved; approval notice e-mailed.
    On March 9, 2007, this I140 IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER was approved and we sent you an e-mail notice. Please follow any instructions on the notice. If you move before you receive the notice, call customer service.


    I am little bit confuse.
    I appriciate your help.
    Thank you.




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  • kpraveenn
    01-24 02:32 PM
    Hi Guys,

    I need your opinions/suggestion regarding the following:

    I am working as a software professional, my job is a permanent full time job.
    I got a labor certification and 140 is still in the process. I am willing to own a company and buying 100% of its shares(not a listed company). The company is incorporated in the state of Michigan. It is a small business company. I will not be serving the company's operations in regular hours and will not be actively involved in the day to day business. I will not be given any designation in the company.
    I have the following questions if I own this company:
    1. will this have any effect on my current or future any stages(140/485) of Green Card If I own this company.
    2. After I own the company, Can I transfer the company profit funds from company bank account to my personal account.
    3. Is it possible to own a company without any designation given.
    4. After i own this company, will it be treated as I have 2 jobs.

    Thank you so much for you time and reading this post.

    Please let me know if anyone has any opinion(s) in this situation.

    by - voice of a fellow immigration applicant



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  • ivvm
    09-05 12:19 AM
    Your should go by your most recent I-94.




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  • kpsm88
    11-16 02:16 PM
    The dates are not opened yet for 2nd week at Mumbai.. Hopefully it is un-opened as opposed already taken...



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  • snathan
    04-12 03:35 PM
    Help with what???

    She/He will help you to find where you are located...:D




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  • maine_gc
    10-01 11:42 AM
    No active members.

    I had 3 of my co-workers in IV and they are no longer here. What ever i did before for IV is with the help of the university students and most of them i know left after their graduation or ready to leave in the next few months.

    As always there are other members who are in IV and they do not want to participate in the IV activities. All they want is to get the information from IV forums.



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  • Kumar Nanada
    05-07 02:30 PM
    My Case Details:

    I currently have an H1 and have applied for 485(in July 2007, EB3 India, priority date April 2004, I-140 Approved, EAD approved). My wife also applied 485 (as beneficiary dependent) along with me and is currently working on EAD. Unfortunately my daughter was not in the country in July 2007 and due to unavoidable reasons she was not able to apply for 485 then. She came to US on H4 dependent visa and is currently studying in public school.

    My H1B visa and my daughters H4 visa expires in Sept, 2010. I want to use my EAD in case if my H1B extension is not approved in Sept, 2010 and am trying to find out if there were other legal ways for me to have my daughter documented in US.

    One of the option I was considering is try to get a F1 Student visa for her. My Daughter is in 10th grade currently (15 years old).

    Please advice:

    - What would be the best independent status for my daughter ?

    - if My daughter converts to a student visa (F1), and some time later EB3 category becomes current for my priority date, then can 485 be applied for my daughter while she is in F1 status ? IN other words are there any issues of her being in non-immigrant intent F1 visa and me applying for 485 for her as my dependent ?

    - Is there any limit on the number of years a person can be on F1 Visa in US ? She is currently in 10th grade and might join 11th Grade in F1 visa.

    - Does she need to go out of US to change her status from H4 to F1 ?

    - In case if required can I convert my EAD status back to H1B ?

    Thanks in advance for your help.

    Thanks,
    Kumar N




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  • dbevis
    August 12th, 2005, 02:54 PM
    Color balance to lose the blue cast, adjust histogram, unsharp mask at radius 50 and intensity 100, select sky and increase saturation. I didn't bother to clean the tree/sky transition so it's softer, but it needs it.



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  • number30
    10-31 12:37 PM
    Hi, I am in 8th year of H1b with 140 approved (EB3) from company A. I would like to switch to company B and planning to start EB2 quickly to enage a new interesting project . I have following questions related to the same and early advice from you all would be highly appreciated as am running out of time in engaging the new project.

    1. Can I do H1 transfer from company A to company B using A's 140 approval after my 6 years of original h1b quota. I am currently on 8th year of h1b.

    2. Can I able to port the priority date from company A's EB3 filing with the new EB2 filing from company B?

    3. If company A cancels the 140, still can I able to port the PD ?

    thanks.
    CS

    If your I-140 is approved and dates not current you can get one time three years H1 extension. Otherwise one year extension is available.
    Since your I-140 is approved You can port the priority dates even if Company A revokes the I-140




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  • go_guy123
    12-29 01:08 PM
    The President has started revealing his plans on immigration for the next year. It sounds like he's planning on trying a do-over with Congress and attempting again to get a comprehensive immigration bill passed. He'll make the case for this in his State of the Union Address. I'm happy the President is still interested in working for change, I sincerely hope he is not making passing a reform bill his SOLE strategy. I'm reminded of Presidents in the past who regularly spoke in favor of something, but you just knew they didn't really care and were just trying to appease...

    More... (http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2010/12/obama-to-address-immigration-plans-in-state-of-the-union-address.html)

    Pure talking points to appease the Hispanic base. Means nothing actually. He couldnt get it done when democratic party was in power. On the whole he is very weak.




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  • WaldenPond
    04-22 09:13 AM
    Surely won't fly.
    I-140 doesn't belong to the employee. Period.

    Then ownership of I-140 needs to change as well. Maybe this is something we could all work in the long term.... and not an immediate goal at this time. Of'course this will need help from everybody on the forums. Something like this is sure to help all of us.




    maine_gc
    10-01 11:42 AM
    No active members.

    I had 3 of my co-workers in IV and they are no longer here. What ever i did before for IV is with the help of the university students and most of them i know left after their graduation or ready to leave in the next few months.

    As always there are other members who are in IV and they do not want to participate in the IV activities. All they want is to get the information from IV forums.




    roxychaney
    03-19 12:47 AM
    this is great, even after working with acrylics for a while, my portraits never got better than this!

    blending acrylics = very very hard


    I can't seem to resist contests, lol. Anyways... here is my first attempt at a portrait with acrylics. Its 8x10". :)

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